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Weasel Chav

a small pathetic chav, found in inner cities, where they think there bad lil men. their paws can be lethal and they talk fast. thought to be a super hero

damn look at that weasel chav over there
run its a weasel chav
be careful of his paws
weasel chav to the rescue

by Fester 19887 January 22, 2007

7๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


chav-geeks

Chavs are the stupid twats of the real world

Chav-geeks (NOT real geeks) are the stupid twats of the cyber world.

Both groups think their better than anyone who isn't the same as them. Both groups are made up of mindless clones who only ever speak, type their own language then run out of brainpower after two sentences and just hit someone (chav) or copy some code their cybe mate told them to give someone a virus (chav-geek).

Like I say chav-geeks aren't real real geeks coz real geeks actually know stuff.

=-k049: fdsj004 f-or w-e0r -4 f0- efkfdkosr@@fdj0e m8?

Fred: I'm sorry?

=-k049: Ha ha popr=9959 0fkjk--0993 a n00b!!!!

by Progratron August 15, 2005

40๐Ÿ‘ 23๐Ÿ‘Ž


chav mobile

a car that is so pimped it is crap also it can be sold or bought in burbery or other crap chavy colors.

hey look at dat chav mobile!

by miers May 17, 2005

43๐Ÿ‘ 26๐Ÿ‘Ž


chav central

Magaluf - affectionately known as Shagaluf-holiday destination of chavs and chavettes bent on getting pissed, laid and sunburnt.

You don't want to go to Magaluf. It's chav central.

by jess1147 September 11, 2008

34๐Ÿ‘ 20๐Ÿ‘Ž


Pre Chav

A young child who, in want of being like his older sibling, is a chav.

"Ohh, look at the cute little pre chav!"

by SlackerHobbs February 28, 2005

10๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Legacy chavs

When a god-awful shit-hole of a pub is eventually modernised and converted into a trendy bar with bottled beers, a good choice of wines and jazz-funk sounds, you will always find for the first three or weeks, a small group of legacy chavs huddled into the corner scowling menacingly at the new well-to-do, intelligent, clientele.

I say ruffians, why not re-locate up to the Pit Bull โ€“ there you will find draught lager, Sky Sports on the big screen and tattooed chav slappers galore.

by Luciano Lovelace January 29, 2004

8๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Chav Patrol

A Gang of chavs with nothing else to do, so they walk around looking for trouble. Anyone can be a victim, senile raping is common and a kid walking home from basketball is a prime target.

A 10 Year old walks home and all of a sudden a bunch of chav patrol come around the corner and steals her stuff and verbally abuses her.

Mother Dean is walking home with her shopping nd chavs knick her food and push her in a ditch and run.

by Adam D soldia September 14, 2006

17๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž