People who love you only because you have monkeys. Especially if they throw shit at guests. If you have a monkey I’m down to do anal. Hmu gay fish.
Oh wow Ryan is such a monkey digger!
I know man! He only cares about monkeys!
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When a girl dates or marries an underachieving and ugly guy who has accomplished little in life but she chooses him because his family has generational wealth.
Person 1: Did you hear Anna married Jessie the moocher?
Person 2: Oh yah, Jessie is dumb as a doorknob but his Dad has big money. She’s such a fools gold digger!
In a co-operate world, team member rides on a goal set by others, instead of contributing their ideas and efforts to make their goal.
Person 1: Can I use the same goal you have in our quarterly goal-setting?
Person 2: Don't be a goal digger, use your own goal dude.
An overweight Homosexual from Two Harbors, MN.
Gee whiz. Every time I go to Two Harbors I get hit on by that goddamn Forward Digger Hat at Pamida.
When somebody doesn’t finger a woman right and ends up scratching at their skin