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A place where everyone wants to make it big!
Male 1 : Life sucks !
Male 2 : Hold your sh*t together buddy. Tomorrow is another day in the dream factory !
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its america spelt backwards..usually the american dream is coming to america to have a good life...the nacirema dream is coming to america to make money by n e means neccesary. it just coming to america to get money by hustling your way through life and succeeding!
get papoose's album the nacirema dream coming out in july.
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When a male cums in his sleep.
"last night i had a wet dream, thinking about Katie Price ON my Knob!
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When you move beyond the have a cow stage, and you actually find some chick (or guy) who will suck you off. You spray some aerosol whip cream on your rock hard cock to give your cocksucker some pleasure while she (or he) pleasures you. That spray whipped cream cums in lots of flavors now!
Miss N. Cox said she would suck me off (but I had to pay her). She said she would only do it if I covered my cock with Strawberry Whipped Cream every couple of minutes. What a dream whip! Not ALL of the cream came out of a can!!! She swallowed every ounce of my cum without hesitation.
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a sock that you jerk off into.
"hey jimmy! wanna go to the tavern and holler at some broads?"
"sorry steve, i have a date with lady margaret the dream catcher."
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An unrealistic expectation. A fantasy.
The idea that a beautiful woman like her would ever go for a guy like you is an opium dream.
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When your asleep and you dream about sex with someone, may result in your dick being really sticky from the jizz you sprayed in your pants last night, and your legs may be sticky too. Usually, Dream Sex happens to horny 6th graders who wanna have sex but cant becuase theyre too young to do it.
I had dream sex with my best friend's sister, and her best friend, and my other friend's sister.
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