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Forced Pity Sex

When a man during a young relationship really wants sex, but the girl does not. However, the girl wants to make the guy happy and let's it happen anyway, not enjoying it that much herself.

I really liked him, so we had some forced pity sex so we wouldn't dump me for a whore.

by thewisethesuarussus March 24, 2017

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Forced Birther

1) One who provides a means to force premature birth via drugs, suction and/or forceps and a curette. See also: abortionist
2) (slang) A derogatory term ironically assigned to pro lifers who largely support abortion being illegal in all or most cases on the basis that a "successful" abortion causes the death of a growing human child, most of the reasons not being due to extreme cases such as rape or incest.

PL: "I'm against abortion being legal in most cases"
PC: "You're not pro life you're a forced birther! Are you going to adopt every kid abused in foster care?"
PL:"You don't get out of your echo chamber much, do you?"

by GreenMachineV August 8, 2021

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three forces of evil

Three forces of evil means an extremely unfunny attempt at joke. Often used by retarded mental midgets. Known as the best way to cause death by boredom.

Also known as "three forces of shit".

It is important to know that so far no one in world has laughed at a Three Forces of Evil joke.

I tried to get rid of my wife, so I gave her "Three Forces Of evil" the book.

20 seconds of Three Forces Of Evil and even the healthiest person will die.

John had a problem, he could never stop laughing. So the doctor prescribed some "three forces of evil" to him.

by Britney Trolley October 30, 2007

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royal air force

The only smart air force in the entire world; with a white, red and blue target as their symbol. Capable of defending one island and their colonies against any threat presented to them.

The Royal Air Force was formed in 1918.

by C-Gull July 21, 2015

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air force none

(n.) any bootleg shoe resembling Nike's flagship design. They cannot be found in legitimate shoe stores, but are always on sale in flee markets and alleys.

HAHAHA, his air force nones don't even have a check on them!

by HU 2010 February 2, 2008

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Prayer Force One

The name of the pope's private jet

The pope flew aboard Prayer Force One from Italy to Poland

by The Ramones Suck August 31, 2009


cunt force trauma

Distended abdomen tell tale of too much hard sex

Tony went out a gladiator

She rode him with a pocket full of nickels
Doc said obvious cunt force trauma
She was glad he ate er

Mal Halla dude

by Tonythetiler December 15, 2021