James

A James is a person who constantly plays games like fortnite roblox and minecraft he often will play with people who have the name Fabien or Keith

That boy over there is such a James

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James

James is a person who listens to tik tok on a daily bases and bought belle dolphins bath water

James is a tik toker who got put in a hospital from bath water

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James

Someone with an enormous penis, who girls can't resist. But, even more than that, all the boys tryna get on his pp as well. James not like that tho, he is not secretly but nobody knows, gorillaman. He come from the superior species.

Woah that james was nice!

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James

James is an extremely talented and amazing person that only opens up to the people closest to him. He seems funny to everyone around him but once you get to know him you will see more than just the funny vibe. James usually falls for a girl with an h name like Hannah or Hailey, and he’s extremely loyal in relationships. He would do anything for his girlfriend- even take a bullet for her. James can get cocky at times and hates being wrong, but if treated right he’s a king. If you have a James, you don’t wanna lose him!

His name is James...he must be great!

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James

Hilarious natural born comedian and an inspiration to all one eyed kind

The one eyed people loves James

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James

My life is brilliant

My name is James

I'm only 7

And that explains

Why I’ve never had a best friend

Until you came along

But people stop and they look at us and they say that it's wrong

They say

You're a paedophile

You're a paedophile

You're a paedophile they say

You're name is Clive

And you're 45

But you don't let that come between us

And you make me hold your... hand

We went to the park

And we fed bread to a duck

And then you took me home

So that we could… eat dinner

And now I’ve got your fish fingers in my tum

And then you try to push your... food on my plate

You're a paedophile they say

You're a paedophile

You're a paedophile they say

But I don't care

Cause you're always there

Like when you helped me find my spectacles

And when you fiddled with my... hair

You find me after school

You watched me in the pool

You make me laugh when you act silly

You take me to the swings

You buy me sweets and things

Sometimes I play with your... watch

You're a paedophile they say

You're a paedophile

You're a paedophile they say

Or I have misheard

Yeah I’ve got the wrong word

I mean that you're my babysitter

And though you are my babysitter

You still take me up the... shops

James deserves justices. he deserves to be defined.

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James

An amazing person who is likely to be introverted. Most James would love to hang out with friends, though they might not have many. James are caring, humble, and loving. When you meet a James, try to make friends with them because its something you will never forget.

Person: Man, James is so cool!
Person 2: Right? James deserves the world!

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