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A guy named Kevin is usually an aesthetic simp that enjoys Travelers Club Vodka, eating ass pre-workout, purchasing tinder gold, and screaming rip cris rip sam while listening to country music and drowning his sorrows in shitty vodka.
I cant believe that guy he is such a Kevin.
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nigga got a small ass fucking dick
Kevin got a little dick I aint feel that shit in my pussy.
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Quite fugly , not as good as any of his cousins .and he Is as stupid as a donkey !:) small penis and waxes his genitals
Guy1-hey there bro like do u like cows milk or goats milk brosuf ?
Guy2-ya dude like totally cows milk , goats milk can get stank bro
Guy3-we are all like totally normal english speakers man , word
Guy4-.................................................................,.,,........................KEVIN ...
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Basically a boy who prances around like a fairy and has a small unicorn like horn protruding from his head that resembles a penis which makes him a dick head.
Look at that unicorn, no wait it's just a Kevin.
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Fuckboy, breaks up with you to date your bestfriend.
Dan: he broke up with
Jane:yea he is dating her best friend
Dan: he such a Kevin!
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to blow it; the inability to complete a task; someone who cannot be taken seriously; inappropriately refers to themselves in third person
Freaking Kevin!
You really Kevin'ed that.
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-A man who vomits after two tokes. A man who doesn't know what a toke is. He has a small penis. He failed at everything in life even his abortion. He wants to be fucked by Lil Wayne. Has only brought one girl back to Myers. Has to pay for pussy. Secretly jerks to Blacked on pornhub. Has been known to cry during sex. Brought a strap on to Arcadia and couldn't walk the next day ;). A known liar. Will camp during Fortnite. Like
Oh Kevin, yeah, I fucked him in Prison too.
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