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House used for training by ctu around the globe, most references pertain to the S.A.S
We aren’t in the killing house anymore, this is real life!
When someone ruins a humorous situation by
A) Saying something that isn't funny
B) Going too far
C) Turning it serious
A)
Bob: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pizza?
Rob: A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
Dennis: Or Pizza tastes better.
Rob: Way to kill the laughter man.
B)
Bob: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pizza?
Rob: A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
Dennis: Whats the difference between a Jew and a gun?
Rob: I dunno
Dennis: A gun doesn't cry when you shoot it.
Rob: Way to kill the laughter man.
C)
Bob: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pizza?
Rob: A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
Dennis: Shut up! The Jews have been through a lot
Rob: Way to kill the laughter man.
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a five kill streak in halo w/out dying once.
after killing spree comes running riot, rampage, berserker, and finally over kill
hoorah! i got a killing spree bitches
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The one book you read in High School you don't curse as you are reading it.
Man, last night we had to read so many chapters for To Kill a Mockingbird!
Yeah, but at least it doesn't suck like Lord of the Flies
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The act of turning a double play, in the sport of baseball.
The Braves win the game after getting the third out with a twin killing
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John and I were killing puppies before going to the David Bowie concert.
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Something people decide to do when they don't feel like living anymore...
suicide.
Hanging, blowing brains out, dying by your own hands, ect.
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