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Matthew Avery

Supper freaking awesome!!! You are so lucky to know him. All-Star Baseball Player.

Matthew Avery is so amazing.

by oompaville March 21, 2019


Ken Matthews

A name give to someone who a) never had a real, full time job, like a part time disc jockey, volunteer fireman, and real estate agent, who also sells out to the establishment right wing sacrificing all belief in science and facts just to suck the teet of lies and conspiracy.

Ken Matthews again blames all of the worlds problems on Democrats and continues to give handjobs to Trump and his supporters.

by Zachzilla December 26, 2020


Hurricane Matthew

A savage Hurricane that killed 800 niggas in Haiti and 4 niggas in Florida. And used Cholera to kill more.

Hurricane Matthew: "Gone fuck yo' shit up, Florida."
Florida: "Foe niggas in the ground, nigga."

by Razam October 8, 2016

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Matthew Lynch

A man defined by his enormous penis of above average size

The name is known in Greek as an "eternal sex god". This translation has been proven in recent years by all the Matthew Lynchs

The surname too implies good things. The word lynch means that this person is a lynch pin and someone you can rely on as an upholding person in society

Girl 1: I got off with Matthew Lynch last night
Girl 2: what was it like? I am envious!
Girl 1: it was amazing he was incredible in bed and he had such a large phallus
Girl 2: oh, I wish I could indulge in Matthew Lynch

by Stephen fry February 22, 2014

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matthew kennedy

Handsome, loving guy!! He's not a hoe, nor slut. He loves one person and doesn't cheat. Any girl would be lucky to date Matthew Kennedy.

Mallory~ Look at that guy over there.

Sally~ He's definitely Matthew Kennedy!!

by Nikki1101 November 24, 2016

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matthew bird

Matthew bird is the gay fag that is very cool and extra sexy. in his spare time he raps off the dome and eats kfc every day. sometimes you will find him in a bush with charlie brewsters mum hehehe. occasionally he receives, but only at male birthday parties, most of the time he wanks. but afterwards he gets liam bell to eat it and then he gets monica to hoover the house and harry lin to supply some turkish drugs

thats matthew bird, hes very nice and lovely. i do like him very much :)

by poobum22 September 5, 2014

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tailha matthews

it is a name . it is my name . if this is your name then you are probably very luck as most people with the name are gorgeous . tailha is very popular and most normal people know her

guy 1 : doesn't notice tailha mattews
guy 2 :notices tailha matthews but doesn't think twice about her as she is stunning

by tai tai 23 February 11, 2018

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