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The act of knocking over an entire display of sperm samples onto one's self on a Monday and not washing for one week
Dude, this chick pulled of a Boston Monday it was awesome.
the monday after a long weekend of being an idiot, doing dumb shit, or motherless activity.
Joe: Yo how did this weekend go?
Me: It’s definitely a motherless monday, bro. i was at the club catching hella ass and getting drunk as fuck!
When you wake up on Mondays but are too lazy to go out and purchase a condom, so you use a ziplock bag
Hey dude, what was with all the noise last night?
-Sorry man, Jessica and I were having sex
Nice! Did you use a condom?
-Couldn't find one, so I used a monday bag
When everything goes wrong on any given day, and it feels like a Monday.
Ugh, My computer isn't loading at all no matter what I do! Must be Monday Problems!
During a threesome, you find out that both partners have inadequate experience in the bedroom but you're already commited to the act so tough it out to try and make it work, even though you're disappointed. Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't; just like a Monday.
"I brought James and Anna home last night for some fun but it was a complete 'Double Monday'!"
When a man kicks off the week by smearing a pot of raspberry mouse on his girlfriends pussy, and then licks it off while she holds a a bullet to her clitoris.
Hopefully results in her squirting raspberry flavoured pussy juice into his mouth.
Baby i cant wait to get home tonight, I love a good Raspberry Monday!
A month on Mondays is four weeks
Ali, I haven’t played call of duty with my brother in a month of Mondays