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The stage of drunkenness, that leaves you completely retarded, acting a fool, usually ending with "you" causing a scene. More than likely, the choice of drink is either Jack Daniels or a few too many Dos XX with shots of Patron... Or a mixture of all three!
** Of Course there are multiple stages of being Wasty Pants, however, somehow they all end with embarrassing photos of person being a total fucktard on Facebook...
Q: "Did you see that guy over there? Man, he is so Wasty Pants..."
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One of the many nouns used to describe the male reproductive organ.
Also known as: What your mom was munching on last night.
"Wow, I'd like to give his mom a pound with my pants hammer!"
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Pants that have holes in them due to the immense partying they've been through.
You're wearing your party pants
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when guys on xbox live hear a girl talking over a mic say: "OMG are you a girl! Can I please add you to my friends list" and then become horny and pop a boner; thus becoming "tight in the pants"
Kelsey makes all the guys on Xbox Live tight in the pants when she talks over the mic.
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1. (n) a smart aleck
2. (n) a person who knows that the word "lul-a-bye" comes from the Saxon words “lul,” meaning "to sing," and “bye,” meaning "to sleep," and then brags about it in the weekly email newsletter.
Example: Kristy is such a smarty-pants.
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An aggressive, domineering, misandristic woman whom is latently or manifestly homosexual.
Ted: Jane is looking pretty hot! I'm going to tag some puss!
Bill: Ha ha ha, you mean iron pants? Good luck, that bitch will amputate your dick.
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when you are wearing pants that are, quite literally, skin colored-i.e. you are wearing no pants
Barbie: last night, i got like drunk i danced in my nuddy pants
Ken: Oh.
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