pee button

when someone pokes you somewhere and almost immediately, you have to pee.

marlen; "i poked your pee button!"
kali; "excuse me i have to urinate."

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pee flop

anatomical part
casserole
missing the toilet
immediate discharge of all urine in the urinary tract

Mamma Mia, That'sa Spicy Pee Flop!

Time for a Sharp Pee Flop.

When It Absolutely, Positively Has To Be Pee Flop Overnight.

There's First Love, and There's Pee Flop Love.

I Wish I Were a Pee Flop Weiner.

Have a Pee Flop and Smile.

Because So Much Is Riding On Your Pee Flop.
A Finger of Pee Flop is Just Enough to Give Your Kids a Treat.
See the Pee Flop, Feel the Shine.

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split pee

phenomenon that occurs when you fail to urinate (usually due to passing out from all the booze) after sex and before going to bed. the following morning you wake up with spare amounts of dried up jism in your piss tube. unsuspectingly, you go stand over the toilet. out come the piss and it parts like a snake's tongue, usually totally missing the bowl.

after picking up some girl from last night's bar trip, I woke up this morning with some serious split pee that went all over Lee's bathroom wall.

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pee drinker

Drinking a nice hot cup of pee

Hold on, do you want me to go get a cup and pee in it or do you want me to stick my pee machine down your mouth so you can have some fresh?

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Pee Orgasm

the involuntary spine tingle/chill a man gets when you have great pee at a public or private moment.

dude......oh yeah ........that was a great pee orgasm as you shake at the urnial

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sweet pee

The pee your cousin squirts in your mouth when your eating her pussy while she is choking and struggleing to get your cock out of her throat just before she blacks out

I love that Bonnie's sweet pee

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Pee Boner

When you have an erection that is only there to help store excess amounts of urine. Pee is normally stored in the bladder, but when there is so much stored up, it needs to take refuge in the penis. You get a couple more inches of storage when you get an erection. Its just like how some backpacks have that zipper that when unzipped gives more room to another pocket.

Guy: yo dude, do you have a woody?
Guy2: No bro, Just need to piss. I have a pee boner

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