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Nonsensical chant derived from an episode of the simpsons. Great to use at TGI Fridays on monday night football.
Getz: "Dental Plan"
Everyone: "Lisa Needs Braces!"
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A statement you use whenever someone has fucked up something and you witnessed the fuck up from beginning to end.
Mother: **Drives into a strip mall knowing it's a dead end**
Me: **Poker face**
Mother**Reaches dead end** AleKs! Why didn't you tell me this was a dead end?!?!?!
Me: I thought you had a plan
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Marino the skank, who is gay and likes cock. He should be on straight plan for the gay man
Marino, go on straight plan for the gay man you fag
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Get the idea loser, they hate you. They never liked you. They don't wanna hang with you. Block em.
'Sorry, I've got plans tonight.' says qwa.
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Recent studies show that after leaving your 9-5, the most optimal way to spend your evening is eating Chipotle and getting a blowjob. This is statistically shown to increase levels of serotonin, endorphins, dopamine, and oxytocin.
Person 1 - Hey man, are you executing the optimized weekday after-work game plan?
Person 2 - Of course brother. I'm picking up 2 orders of chipotle at 6. Girlfriend is coming over at 6:30!
Every girl has a back-up plan, a plan B, or even plan C when trying to get laid. Some girls have a longer list that go all the way to L-M-N-O-P (like mine).
The "L-M-N-O-P's" are your last resort. He doesn't care that your stumbling and slurring your speech. He doesn't care that you have been dancing with other guys all night. He doesn't care that you haven't shaved your legs. He is the guy that will take you as you are no matter what just to get a shot at you. They lower their standards for you because you are drunk, they will probably never have a shot at you again, or the times they had you they really liked the cookie. But you lower your standards because they aren't attractive, you haven't found anyone better, or the last time you guys hooked up he didn't lay it down. The LMNOP's are an option that you just don't take.
My advice, just go home.
aimee: i need a quickie tonight
ashlee: why dont you call johnny over?
aimee: he was super lame last time we hooked up
ashlee: oh so he's your plan B now?
aimee: nah, more like a Plan L-M-N-O-P. Ya know, i'm really tired..maybe I should just go home alone tonight
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something that defines humanity
I was in a low estate, but when I heard the words "I'm planning on making a new fortune pickaxe", I rejoice.