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The ring left behind either on a finger or at the base of a penis from anal fucking.
After all that anal sex, I had to go wash off the fecal ring left behind. It's cool though. I'm not complaining.
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When an athlete or rich man cheats on his wife or girlfriend and buys her a huge diamond ring to make up for it.
Most recent, Tiger, previously Kobe
Tony cheated on Amie but he gave her a Tiger ring so all is well.
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one who is obsessed with Lord of the Rings.
Damn, look at those ring freaks all dressed up like fucking hobbits and elves for Halloween.
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A gesture by which one who posseses a scrotum and testicles threads the scrotum between the middle and ring finger and then over the ring finger. The testicle is rested on top of the ring finger then finally the skin under the ring finger is pinched against the thumb. Thusly achieving the effect of a ring with a large stone set in place on top of it.
"Bow down and kiss the ring bitch"
"I made her kiss the ring"
"I show'dem the ring"
"He missed the last shot of the game because I showed him my championship ring".
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A sore anal passage.
Cause of ring sting :
1.) Eating too many hot food(s)
2.) Eating too many pickles
3.) Anal with a black man
Example 1.
You: I shouldn't have ate so many chillies Now I have serious ring sting.
Buddy: Haha
Example 2.
You: I shouldn't have ate so many pickles. Now I have serious ring sting.
Buddy: Haha
Example 3.
You: Oh, thats a big number.
Black man: Yeah baby
You: Ouch, Its too big now I have ring sting in my anal passage.
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using your finger in a doorbell pushing movement to see if your partners arse is ready to be probed..if they answer your in!
ding dong ...
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A ring given by a teenaged boy to hide his infidelities
Sally: "You're cheating on me....I know it!!"
John: "Baby, I love you and to prove my love I want you to have this promise ring. Now everyone will know that I love you."
Sally: "Ohh, John!! I love you too. I have to go make this my facebook status, and call my BFF Susie"
John: "Ok baby...call me later."
John: "Hey Susie, its John....she doesn't suspect a thing. I'm on my way...."
Susie: "I can't wait, me so horny...."
Sally: "Susie, guess what? John just gave me a promise ring!!! He loves me, and I was way off about him cheating on me."
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