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Dirty Deeds done with Sheep

A rendition of AC/DC's "Dirty Deeds done dirt cheap" created by the infamous Bob Rivers.

Likely not safe for work, at least once he sheepishly confesses to pulling the wool over your eyes.

If you're havin trouble with you barnyard friends
Youve got a thing for ewes
Been countin sheep but you're not in bed
Heres what you gotta do:
Get out the barn stay off the farm!
Go read a nursery rhyme.
Don't ring 976-BAAA
That kind of loves a crime!

Dirty deeds done with sheep
Dirty deeds. Little Bo Peep
Dirty deeds done with sheep
Dirty deeds, and they're done with sheep
Dirty deeds, and they're done with sheep

My friend Larry has a little lamb
Her fleece is white as snow.
He keeps bragging 'bout her night and day
Someone should tell him, No,
Look at the flock they're all in shock!
Here comes that mutton fan.
Knock off the fleece Give them some peace.
Don't be a barn door man!

Dirty deeds, done with sheep!
Dirty deeds. Little Bo Peep!
Dirty deeds, done with sheep!
Dirty deeds, and they're done with sheep!
Dirty deeds, and they're done with sheep!

Velcro gloves Knee pads Late-night dates
Done with sheep!
Warning signs Electric fences High Voltage!
Done with sheep!
Dirty deeds
Don't tell em what I've done to you!
Done with sheep!
Dirty deeds
Dirty deeds
Dirty deeds, done with sheep! Aaaargh!

(Quiet, girls! I think the shepherds coming!)

by bitchuck September 8, 2024


Sheep Time

Sheep time happens in 8th period in the final 4 minutes of class. To participate in sheep time you put your socks over your shoes and baaaa

Clock: 3:36
Vince: SHEEP TIME

by YeetGodTheSlumpGod February 21, 2019


sheep-nugget

1. A dag or dingleberry; a piece of shit stuck to the backside of a sheep that has to be cut off.

2. A shitty person who sticks to you and seems impossible to get rid of except by cutting them out of your life entirely.

See also: shithead, piece of shit, cocklebur

That farmer needs to take better care of his animals, there’s sheep-nuggets all down their backsides.

You, my fair weather friend, are a sheep-nugget.

She’s a sheep-nugget if ever I saw one!

by _Toto_ February 2, 2021


sheep-nugget

1. A dag or dingleberry; a piece of shit stuck to the backside of a sheep that has to be cut off.

2. A shitty person who sticks to you and seems impossible to get rid of except by cutting them out of your life entirely.

See also: shithead, piece of shit, cocklebur

That farmer needs to take better care of his animals, there’s sheep-nuggets all down their backsides.

You, my fair weather friend, are a sheep-nugget.

She’s a sheep-nugget if ever I saw one!

by _Toto_ February 3, 2021


sheep paralysis

a state in which you are not quite mentally present and your subconscious takes over your keyboard, often making remarks regarding eugenics or asexuality

i didn’t really mean what i said last night, the sheep paralysis took over my body

by iwannaiguana April 10, 2021


sheep smasher

someone who has sex with sheep

that farmer is a sheep smasher.

by wilson philips May 31, 2017


Sheep bang

When a sheep pushes you so hard with their head you become the sheep itself

Did you hear Boris suffered from Sheep Bang Syndrome?

by bakfjeidfjhgjriedfjgnjrkerjfhg April 13, 2021