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here comes the sun is when you are in hiroshima and you sudenly see a near sun
john: nice weather
mat: here comes the sun
john and mat are dead ):
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Happiness in a glass. A mixed drink containing grape flavored vodka and orange juice. The name originated due to how incredibly delightful the drink tastes.
Amanda and Jenna were listening to Third Eye Blind and drinking some Under the Tuscan Suns. Good times.
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When you anally fuck a women, jizz in her ass, lay her face down, ass up, and let the jizz dry. Once jizz is dry, pour some gun powder in her ass and mix it with the dried jizz. Then snort the mixture of future generations and explosives.
Man 1: Hey Bro, you tired yet?
Man 2: No Man, I've been up for 15 days from The Somalian Sun Dial.
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when a person wheres a lot of clothes when you dont need to
did you see caroline looking like a sun slut today?
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a girl that has gottin shit around her eyes
you girl friend is sitting out side taning and she tells you it is to sunny, for you to go get some sun glasses. and you cant find any, then she bitches you out so in about 5 minutes you go out side and shit around her eyes and say"ther are your siberian sun glasses
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probably best song to come from the 90s apart from slayer some nervana songs but still very good weird film clip with totally wierd seman excreeting girl at about 2:40 in film clip and eery smileing but still very good song 10 out of 9 stars
guy1: did u hear that black hole sun song i told u to listen to ...?
guy2: naa sorry dude didnt get around to it
guy1:oh yer thats cool WHAT I TOLD U TO WATCH IT WAT ELSE DO YOU DO WITH YOU FUCKING PATHETIC LIFE U ABSOLOUTE FUCKWIT U ARE NOT WORTHY OF THE SONG U IDIOT YOU INTELECT IS QUESTIONABLE BY THE FACT THAT YOU ARE A SOURCE OF CONTANT BURDEN AND MISTAKE
guy2: gee sorry dude
guy1:bah no troubles
*presents gun*
guy1: i swear to god ill fucking kill you and ur little girlfriend if u dont watch it tonight ... you have 24hours see you tomorow...
guy2: alright bye
*walks away*
guy2:wierdo
guy1: I HEARD THAT!!!!!!!!
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