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heathen units

How some people from the USA (United States of Assholery) call the far superior measuring units of the metric system, because they are that insecure.

Nice European fellow - For this recipe, you will need two hundred grams of flour.
Mean Inbred American Redneck - Grams? Get em drug dealer heathen units outta here, boy. Here in 'Murica we use freedom units. So start talking ounces, boy.

by EuropeanMike September 21, 2017


Brothers United

A pair or threesome of brothers who have a fairly bogan secret handshake. All brothers share an equal desire of smokes, girls & raving.

Handshake like so:
"Scarn on brah?"
*walk towards eachother*
*catch hands*
*slide*
*punch*
*punch*
"SCARN."

"Hey mate, you coming to the game today?"
"Yeah, let me check with the brothers united."

"Hey Aden, Mum wants you home 'round one."
"Yeah alright. Tell her I'll call her 'round eleven, alright mate?"
"Yeah, alright. Brothers united mate."
"Yeah."

by L ! August 19, 2008


Drogheda United

The second biggest football team in Louth, in the shadow of irish giants, Dundalk FC. There fans are big into inbred and they just love having sexual intercourse with their family. They like to pretend that their club is relevant by joining in football conversations with "drogheda clear 💜💙" this information is of course never actually true.

Person 1: Hai have you seen drogheda united recently?

Person 2: ye bro their awful their football is depressing

by dfc.editzz April 26, 2023


Head Unit

the brains of a car sound system and serves as the input for your music sources, works better when you connect up a few amplifiers and subwoofers to crank the volume and bass to make everyone else hate you and to get girls attention by driving by with it at max volume and if you have a over powerd sound system in ur car you will be the coolest kid in school and you can make your friends jealous of you, car sound systems are fucking rad.

spoiled teenager girl with unlimited mobile data: have you heard of the radical dude with his op car stereo
other spoiled teenager girl with unlimited mobile data: and he has a radical head unit connected up to amps

Radical Dude with op car stereo: walks past drinking red bull

by Elevators115 June 1, 2021


Little Unit

A girl who makes your heart smile, and stimulates you physically, mentally, emotionally and spiritually. She is strong, determined and driven. She is confident in herself and educated. She will show you her soft side but also her hard side when needed. When you look into her eyes you will get lost and want to tell her she is amazing.

AG is such a little unit

by big.unit October 9, 2020


united-staten

someone who is from USA bc America is not a country y'all dumb

x: where are you from?
y: I'm from the United States of America
x: oh so you united-staten

by pinzas gominoli May 29, 2021


Pokémon Unite

fucking bullshit game every time i move i get cc by some fucking jewish child who hurts m0y soul emotionally especially luicario mains being fucking prickks being pieces of shit and fucking cunt bags of human beings id rather have aids not gonna lie. also dont get me started on the team balance there all dick heads and are shit at this game. i puke seeing there gameplay. 1v1 me ctptemh u piece of ugly shit ill bang your mother. Oh and fuck gengar players fuck you all. im talking to you onetwo u ugly non touching grass bitch boy maidenless loser. and even the shit teamates who are so bad and are cancer patients whos final wish was to throw a pokemon unite game. also people who dont use there unite move have hemmoroids. fuck greedent

Fuck Pokémon unite

by Buff Garchomp September 5, 2022