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HUVr boarded

To get insanely excited for something, only to discover its not real or you cant have it.

Like when someone gives you one of those prank scratch tickets and you reveal a million dollar winner and you freak out and they laugh at you and tell you its fake.

"Dude, you just HUVr boarded me! Jerk!"

by JezebelfromHell March 8, 2014


pushing board

A board, typically a length of 2x4, used to displace a sexual partner's adipose tissue during intercourse.

"Those scratches? They're from our pushing board!"

by docsloth October 28, 2013


National Key Board Day

This day is on april 17th, Its the day where you are allowed to shove a keyboard up your ass or vagina

“Yo tyler, Its National Key Board Day, Imma shove my keyboard up my ass tonight”

by Poopslaafjeroen123 April 17, 2020


Senseless Censorship Board

Any censorship board that's a pain to the citizens of any country. Also, it just proves that government officials are prudes.

Senseless Censorship Board has ruined this country for far too long it's time to disband it.

by Type2GenomeManiac June 10, 2017


Grease the High Board

The act of spitting out cum into the palm of your hand and reaching up and putting it on the erect penis above you.

Usually done to inflict pain on the male when the recipient was not warned of its arrival. Many men find it unpleasant or even painful to have their diving board touched after he shoots a hot load. But can be done to try to keep the erection stiff a bit longer and or encourage an additional orgasm.

A: "I can't believe he just shot in your mouth without asking. I hope you got him back good" "Hell yeah I did. I know how to grease the high board. You should have seen him squirm."

Sorry Baby; just use it to grease the high board. I think I can shoot another load.

by BoyTVLive January 16, 2012


Toby Board

Doing a sexy milk chug

That man Toby Board that milk

by King Klub akaja April 22, 2021


Tread the boards

Actors' term for "following in someone's footsteps"

When choosing a profession leading to gainful employment tread the boards of the people you admire the most. It doesn't have to be family members though.

by Sexydimma June 3, 2023