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squid work

when you drink a lot of ink so when you piss or shit its full of ink and you do your work with it

(85%) at least for the paper

teacher i did my work cough *squid work*

by danny manny fanny May 2, 2022


squid load

When you put a squid in your urethrae and participate in lewd actions with a woman. Upon reaching orgasm, the squid is ejected from your penis, leaving your partner with partially cooked sashimi.

Yo, I gave my girlfriend a huge squid load last night. She wasn't very hungry so she just threw the squid away.

by ejewbod March 2, 2018


squid octo

a weeb

people who like squid octo's content are weebs

by vausey9 March 24, 2021


Squid lipping

The act of producing a wet slapping noise with your labia similar to that of grabbing your cheeks and moving them in a rapid succession. Typically pertaining to women with larger than average or low hanging labia.

Damnit Sami, stop shaking your legs, I can hear your squid lipping!

by DiskoBAT December 4, 2021


Croatian squid

When you put a squid on your penis like a condom and penetrate your girlfriends vagina with the tentacles slapping your testicles.

I want to try the Croatian squid with my girlfriend but the squids I buy at the market are too big.

by Flipblip July 6, 2024


Sand Squid

A girl who runs with her arms and legs flailing (similar to a giraffe). Usually she is very bubbly and talkative.

That Cleo, she's a sand squid!

by bigcatface September 16, 2009


Bumping Squid Faces

When ancient lesbians scissor ye old dust muffins.

Joan:"Barbra?"

Barbara: "What is it Joan?"

Joan: "Would you care to partake in bumping squid faces"?

Barbara: "ah yes my lips are parched and could use some moistening"

by Trusted Mammal September 3, 2021