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the warm air weasel of doom

A Fart of gas to the 12th power of boom-bigger-te.

the warm air weasel of doom is what all farts run from.

by andand October 28, 2006


Arse like a pillowcase full of weasels

A posterior which is large, aesthetically grim, structurally unsound and generally fucking horrible.

"Seen the state of Carol? She's got an arse like a pillowcase full of weasels!"

by Tushington Bear November 28, 2017


weasel mother fucker piece of shit

a weasel mother fucker piece of shit is a lying person who , on a regular basis, slips their 'ol willy into their mother, and they are pretty much worthless as well

your daddy was a weasel mother fucker piece of shit, every day he would come home with stolen food from 7-11, bone gramma, and then just sleep.

by c to the o to the r to the why? October 10, 2004


national tell ace they are a stinky weasel day

Tell someone with the name of ace that they are a stinky weasel
Call some with the name "Ace" a stinky weasel, don't hesitate

Flame: Ace your a stinky weasel
Ace:i am offended 😤
Happy national tell ace they are a stinky weasel day

by Flame___ March 18, 2022


the one-eyed wonder weasel and his two balls

a purple headed mushroom cap meat sword

the one-eyed wonder weasel and his two balls, a purple headed mushroom cap meat sword, a johnson, wang, slong, penis...

by royceda20 May 04, 2009


cock weasel

Someone who is both cocky and arrogant, and will weasel his way into your circle of trust and then turn on you with insider information that is used against you when the time permits in order to advance his or her career.

That FNG Nujad we just hired is such a cock weasel, he will screw the rest of us over in heartbeat just to get a raise and impress the boss because he is insecure and talentless.

by Vaimaster7 February 20, 2020


Cock Weasel

Someone who does everything in their power to show everyone that they are the most snively and twofaced little shit. The kind of person you just want to slap right across the scrotum. Like Dave the little dick! That absolute forskinning, cock weaseling dick! Oh yeah, it can also be used as a verb I guess.

That dude is a total cock weasel. He's almost as bad as Dave.

by Abel Damsa February 15, 2018