Window Painting

One of meager mental capacity slapping their erect or flaccid penis against a clear pane of glass. Usually in a public setting to indicate either unparalleled elation or uncontrolled anxiety

Oh shit, is that Picasso? He window painting like a savage!

the gray window

That moment for a man when the right amount of gray hair in your beard/hair starts to attract 20 year olds like lemmings. (Particularly true for Gay men. See also: Daddy)

Why are so many chickens crossing the road? Because I'm in the Gray Window.

Windows 98

A clusterfuck, or shit show. As describing someone stumbling along in a presentation or explanation. Refers to the Windows 98 operating system crashing during its initial demonstration.

Doug, I'm not going to just sit here while you Windows 98 your way through the presentation.

window licker

it can mean many things:
1)someone who rides the big yellow bus to the happy camp.
2)someone disabled and/or mentally challenged.
3)a spaz

Nicola rides the big yellow bus to the happy camp because she is very special. She goes to the happy camp for lessions in window licking.

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Windows Apache

An inforcer of Windows Authority Program, commonly called upon by operating system if in danger.
The apache is flown by Microsoft Flight Sim AI

I screwed with Windows system files, then a Windows Apache came to my house and punished me.

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windows vista

A shoddy mock-up of Apple Computer's own Os X.

'Gee golly Bob. I can't wait to get windows vista!'
'They already have that. It's called Macintosh Osx.'
'O rly?'
'Ya rly. now stfu.'

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Window Shopping

looking/staring at someone you want so so bad but you know you can't have/get for some reason.

guy1: *watches Jessica Alba walking by*
guy2: man stop 'window shopping' you know you can't have her!

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