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smokin' out with the homeboys.
Damn foo, lets handle business!
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A person that goes out trick or treating on halloween purely for the porpose of business and profit in terms of gross confectionary product, they typically go alone in case other persons cause them to slow down or reduce the quantity of produce aquired. Professional business trick or treaters will often carry a suitcase full of various masks so that they can make a quick change then visit the same properties they have previously visited and get more produce with the proprietor left none the wiser.
Patrick-"Hey man, you coming trick or treating with us tonight?"
Jemal-"Nah, Man im sorry im a business trick or treater, i only go alone"
Patrick-"Thats cool man"
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A business conspired by three college freshman suitemates, in which strippers will come to your location of choice via truck/bus.
monica- we should have a slogan for this mobile stripping business...
celia- how about, " WE BRING THE STIPPING TO YOU..."
ashley- and i can drive the truck topless!
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A not well-endowed gentleman.
Woman #1: I heard you had sex with Tom last night? How's his "business?"
Woman #2: Not a lot going on down there.
Woman #1: Oh. He's a small business owner.
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1. The product of many multinational banks and investment houses pooling their resources to create a single, monstrously-evil human resources department.
Typical characteristics of a Wharton student include:
Lack of simple human decency.
Instant rage when one mistakes University of Pennsylvania for Penn State.
Owning a usurious amount of designer suits.
General disdain for A minuses
Considering a hundred dollar bill too small for practical purposes.
Possessing a version of their resume customized to every Fortune 500 company.
Laughing maniacally when Cornell's School of Hotel Administration is mentioned.
And just being all around evil.
Donald Trump went to Wharton School of Business
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Some asshole in a suit who thinks hes classy, but in reality, its the biggest dick known to mankind. They try to fool you with their smart title, because they dont want it revealed that they are low rent scum, much like used car salesmen and Bobblett Brothers Trucking out of Lexington Kentucky.
That guys card said he was a business development officer, but I think hes a real fuckin dick.
The term used by management to describe their decision to take away pay, benefits, or a job from an employee.
A decision based entirely on upper management being able to skim a couple more dollars of profit off from the company without a care or concern to employee safety, long term company effect, equipment reliability, or any other thing than pocketing the bossman a couple more dollars.
Manager: Well we have decided that you will no longer be able to take off holidays.
Employee: Why? I enjoy seeing my family. Why can't I have something that the federal government gives everyone else?
Manager: After some research the company has found that taking away your time and happiness is a good business decision.