A term used to describe whenever you see an extremely beautiful individual specifically a woman & she is the best-looking lady in that specific area. One might define that lady as “the loudest ting”
“I can’t lie bro, we’ve got the loudest tings in the club”
A definition given by my good friend Ibzino.
Meaning the wood can get played with any time with or without a spouse.
Can rub it off after or before you leave out for any function or even after the function. It doesn’t matter. Just rub of your ting
“AY BRUDDA IMA RUB OFF MY TING ANYWAY”
“GO ON, RUB OFF YOUR TING”
“IMA RUB OF MY TING ANYWAY”
“RUBBING OFF MY TING”
A large black male with a 40 inch rhino cock that will tear though the girls asses
large coughing seal that is mucking
the mada ting is acting farted
Show us your thing, your weapon often a skeng (knife)
A UK street term describing a child of two hybrids of different ethnicity.
When a man who is of multiple ethnicity breeds with a woman who is also of a different multiple ethnicity they produce a person with multiple ethnic genes.
Example 1:
Man who is half white half asian breeds with a half white half black woman creates a maths ting.
Example 2: (BASED ON A TRUE STORY AND INSPIRATION FOR THE ABOVE TERM)
Two men with machetes rob a man:
Man 1: "Gimmie all your money blud!"
Victim: "okay please don't hurt me"
Man 3: "wait fam, what iz you?"
Man 1: "allow it man he's a maths ting, ain't nobody got time for that now hurry up before we shank you blud!!"
Man gives him the money but they attempt to stab the victim who runs for his life any way coz that's the UK nowadays.
E.
"Shrek is a sexy ting bruv"
"Innit"