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a person who has been mentioned several times in urban dictionary hence becoming an urban legend
fash is claiming to be an urban legend as he's a super soaking, shat the diffing, king harolding, sb'ing, porridge stirring sort of dude
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dejection faced by those whose words are continuously rejected by urbandictionary.com for the word the day
The rejection of my brain child, 'testickles', by the editors of urban dictionary gave me a strong case of urban dejection.
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Not only did Pope Urban I topple idols through prayer, he also created this dope ass dictionary.
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a future website specializing in reviews of the taste of individual muff dives.
When I hit www. urban poon .com, if found my future girlfriend there. The reviews were all favorable.
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Like the Bible but with swagger.
"Mate, that Urban Dictionary website is like Bible but with swagger."
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A site where 90% of the definitions have a tag or comment about sex.
Quote from iPad
"Apple's revolutionary new sanitary napkin device for females. The iPad senses when it's that time of the month and automatically sends a message to a pre-programmed phone number, letting your man know that he's not getting sex tonight. Sensors tuned in to your brainwaves can accurately forecast your mood up to 12 hours in advance, automatically queueing up The Notebook in your Netflix video on demand while simultaneously ordering chocolate to be delivered to your front door.
Forget tampons. Try the iPad today!
Andre: ...it was seriously the biggest fish I have ever caught dude - hang on I got a text. Oh fuck.
Tim: What's going on today?
Andre: I just got a message from my wife's iPad. It's forecasting her mood as "Nazi bitch".
Tim: Dude, I would not want to be you.
Andre: Yeah, can I spend the night on your couch?"
Why do most definitions on Urban dictionary involve sex
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