The act of a severe beatdown or defeat, In that normal saying aren't quite good enough to describe them.
"Dude, you better step off before i paint your wagon"
"We had an awesome group for our 3's on the court... but we got our wagon painted by those 6' pros from downtown."
A term first invented by Cher, then popularized by Youtube. Thanks to someone with no life, you can listen to wagon wheel watusi for 10 minutes. Thanks guys.
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Originally a phrase used when an alcoholic resumes drinking. The wagon is presumably the high school or college band wagon. In the 1950s, schools used to hold pep rallies for football teams. Often the music band would be on a wagon and the enthusiastic students would hop on the wagon. Alcohol was not allowed on the wagon. The phrase "back on the wagon" refers to one who quits drinking and hops on the band wagon, with a positive spirit, supporting the team and school. In other words, one who is happy to not drink. Relapsing into alcoholism is often sudden and unintentional, hence the description of falling off the wagon.
I guess John fell off the wagon last night, he was hammered.
When performing oral sex on a man, the person performing the act has a piece of ice in their mouth.
Man, I've never seen anyone ice the ball wagon quite like Sally has.
A response to someone who tells you to wait
Shelly said wait for me
Pap responded wait broke the wagon
When A man salts another mans asshole before eating it out
Bryan was thrilled when Alex gave him a Salty Wagon Wheel last night
A man's vehicle version of a soccer mom minivan.
When a man buys a sport utility wagon he is basically saying "I am a soccer mom" but he is attempting to keep his man card, while flirting with the feminine side of him.