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n. one who masturbates to pies, fucks pies, etc. also can be used as a general insult. see American Pie
Josh is such a pie wanker, he fucks pies all the time.
Dude, you are such a pie wanker! ew!
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A turkey wanker refers to a person who imitates the movement of a turkey. Turkey wankers are generally very antisocial, and are excluded from society as a result. They often feel the need to pose as a turkey the moment they spot a camera in their sight, performing a photobomb. To become a turkey wanker, one must be a wanker and act like a turkey.
Rich looks like a right turkey wanker in that photo
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A person who studies English or Literature at any level higher that Higher/A-level, eg. Advanced Higher/HNC, HND, Post-Grad ect.
'Whats James doing?' ' Analysing his English book' 'Word Wanker!'
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noun: A sore that is developed on the penis (male genitalia) from masturbating too hard or too often; a twist on "canker sore"; a person who is a major pervert and enjoys wanking a little too much
ex 1:
Guy 1: "Let's go to the water park!"
Guy 2: "I can't man, I have a massive wanker sore..."
Guy 1: "I can relate... I lit some cinnamon candles in my room, laid back, and watched pay-per-view for hours last night."
ex 2:
Girl 1: "He's so cute!"
Girl 2: "Yeah but I would never date him because he is such a wanker sore."
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1. One who wanks fish.
2. A stupid or foolish person.
Usually associated with blond hair and short, straight bangs.
That Adam kid is such a fish wanker!
Nice bangs, fish wanker!
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An unusually large Wanker owned by either a top or somebody with double X chromosones who is very commanding.
You know Billy? The ex-con? I heard he's got one of those Napoleon Wankers!
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I fucking hate the Gatecrasher message board. They're all a bunch of wankers.
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