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When a group of friends leave a party and look for a fellow party goers car and proceed to piss all over it, paying special attention to the door handels and other areas that the driver is likely to touch when returning to thier vehicle. It is a bonus when there are subfreezing temperatures out so the urine may freeze to the car causeing pissacles to accumulate from the bottom of the car.
After a killin it at Crip and Ants appartment the first car spotted was a red anniversary edition Z-28 Cammaro Belonigng to Spinny, we proceeded to fresshin her up with a nigger car wash.
Spinny as he opens his car: "Damn dude did it rain while we where in there?"
Spinnys Boyfirend " the parkin lot isnt wet.... oh shit theres pissacles hangin from the side mirrors, looks like you got yourself a good ol fashon nigger car wash!!!!"
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When a female performs oral sex while traveling in an automobile, while the male finishes in her mouth and she spits it out of the moving vehicle to only get hit back in the face with it.
" Me and Daniel had a great time traveling up north, the amount of whitewash was amazing. I got white washed 10 times!
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A girl that is blindfolded walks straight, as multiple men swing and dab their penis' on her. At the end, when the hot wax is being used, that is when she gets bukkaked and covered in white man sauce. Then you buff her with your pubes, leaving her shining like new.
Oh man, last night's party was awesome. I can't believe Keri went through with the cock car wash.
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Where you are sliding down a long table and people pour massive amounts of liquor on you and down your throat. The goal is to get you completely wasted.
Billy and his friends were getting Sam wasted by doing a tijuana car wash.
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A sexual act that involves a minimum of four people (3 men and 1 girl). A girl crawls on her hands and knees inbetween the legs of three or more standing men. The three men proceed to jack off over her and ejaculate all over the girl who is simultaneously crawling between the 3 guys' legs.
Because Jen was a dirty girl, Frank, John, and Bill all gave her a Dallas Car Wash
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The act of lying down and having everyone at a party pour some of their drink on you all at once, then having hard spirits poured into your mouth from the bottle while still on your back. (Most commonly tequila)
- Geoff is getting crazy tonight, he’s keen for a Tijuana Car Wash.
- I can’t do a Tijuana Car Wash tonight, I have a date after this.
The washing machine religion is a very epic religion founded by Lucy Sinclair, and co-owned by Lucy Sinclair and Charlotte. It currently has around 5 or 6 members but one day my aim is to have the whole world by part of my religion!
The Washing Machine Religion Is Soooo Cool Omg!😎❤️