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A husband or boyfriend, who sits at home patiently whilst his wife/girlfriend is out partying every night, normally holding the baby or looking after the kids she's bored of. If she comes homes he's treated to banging, crashing, and violent vomiting on the landing or down the side of the bath. If she doesn't come home, he lays in bed knowing full well his significant other is being royally plowed by the local horse-hung stud or even studs.
What you up to tonight, ah wife is out again, wine bar widow again then.
The act of mixing methamphetamine with a strong opiate (heroin or fentanyl) to use for intravenous injection
We had to call an ambulance after my buddy did a Catalina Wine Mixer
When Dave did his shot he yelled "Fuckin Catalina Wine Mixer!!), I knew we were all in for a long evening
Egotistical and self righteous
The way she comes strolling along, ‘chairwoman’ written on her badge, she thinks her piss is port wine
A wine clot......like a brain fart, only caused by drinking too much wine!
She had a wine embolism after she left the bar, and had no idea what she did on the way home or how she got home!
When a man with an uncircumcised penis has sex with a woman on her period. In reference to how a uncircumcised penis has dick cheese and menstrual blood is red like wine.
"Did you hear Jared is uncircumcised?"
"Yea, apparently Linda doesn't mind."
"Hasn't she been on her period?"
"I guess they've been doing a bit of wine tasting."
Best. Song. From. Jack. Johnson.
(Hawaiian Singer)
Go listen to the song *Red Wine Mistakes Mythology* from Jack Johnson
A non alcoholic grape based drink suitable for drinking during working hours where regular common or garden wine would not be appropriate - i.e. Grape Juice.
(Not to be confused with Work Whine)
"... I went down the ASDA to fetch some work wine ..."
"... I sat at my desk consuming work wine and the boss didn't even cotton on ..."