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A proposition that is two midgets and a barrel of tarantulas short of being the most horrific and scarring fetish ever imagined by man.
Well, hey there big boy. Would you like me to fuck you and the horse you rode in on?
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when two unfavorable, extremely fugly dykes get together by themselves, to trash talk an ex that they share. it is clearly not a party, since it only consists of two people, and the ex is neither fat nor a bitch but a beautiful, young woman who is a wonderful person. these poor, poor woman just have nothing to do but obsess over her, because they have no lives. one will live on to be a big time waitress, and be famous and rich and the other will grow a penis from all the rugby and steroids.
lee luw and ky guy from washington vagina attend Fuck you fat bitch party (ies)
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1. You're my homey for life
2. You're my dawg
3. You ma nigga
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Same as "You gotta be fucking kidding me"
- Hey, Jim, I think we've taken the wrong road again
Jim: You got me fucked up. Seriously, again?
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Directed to a individual to fuck off because they are not royalty.
To finalize a breakup. He says, " Your a crazy bitch!" but she says, "Its OVER! Your a MORON. Fuck you and the horse you rode in on!"
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To express dislike towards a person
When breaking up with someone who leaves their gf/bf to hang out with another girl/boy somewhere else
Girl: Fuck you and the horse you rode in on
Boy: What horse?
Girl: (Points at other girl) That fucking Horse
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Girl: I need directions to your house.
Boy: Make your first left, 2nd right, then make another right when u see the statue of the --
Girl: Whoa, you got me fucked up right now. You said turn left or right at what statue?
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