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1.Last resort phrase used in an argument to try and gain ground when otherwise utterly defeated.
Made popular by Kirk Van Houten when trying to find something that Homer would envy during his new divorce.
Kirk VanHouten: I sleep in a racecar, Do you sleep in a racecar?
Homer: I sleep in a big bed with my wife.
I just got a new job and a new car...what's up with you?
I sleep in a racecar, do you sleep in a racecar?
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(interjection) a remark requesting hand sanitizer, synonymous with "I just wiped my butt without washing my hands afterwards."
Guy 1: Do you have any hand sanitizer?
Guy 2: Come on, man, you just gave me a high five.
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A question asked to spot the kinky ones in a group.
Guy: How many do you like in your ear?
Girl: Usually 3 but I can do up to 5 after I’ve had a few drinks ;)
1. It is a sex expression.
2. Asking someone to make an actual fire with you or just making an actual fire by yourself.
1. "Hey Jason, do you want to make fire after school?"
this phrase means how can someone stand out from everyone else but still able to blend in the environment
He makes rock music
She makes landscape paintings
but are still able to have a conversation about the two and relate
"how do you mis the match? but, match the mis?"
When you go out with someone and ask if they want to see your liquorice box, you’re pulling a Nigela Lawson. It means do you want to come home with me and get freaky
“Do you want to see my liquorice box?”
“Well… if you’re offering! I do have a sweet tooth!”
a sentence used by a rapist driving a white van and is outdated with the times and thinks that he can attract dumb ass kids by saying hey kids do you like nae naes and the kids noticed he wants there cheeks so they run away and the rapist gets caught and then gets raped in jail when he dropped the soap
bro look a guy is talking to those kids
rapist: hey kids do you like nae naes\
kids: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HE WANTS MY CHEEKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
rapist: god dammit
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