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An overly conservative approach taken by the undead in Zombie Fantasy Football that conjures up thoughts of the pre-Grant Union Army.
I can't believe they only attacked three teams this week. It's like we're fighting the Zombies of the Potomac.
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The zombie apocalypse has begun. Actually it began many years ago, it has just been progressing rather slowly as far as apocalypses go.
The leaders and perpetrators of the inevitable zombie apocalypse are creatures referred to as "psychiatrists". These individuals have medical degrees and legally prescribe people drugs that turn them into zombies. They get away with this by claiming these drugs help conditions such as depression and schizophrenia, when in fact all they do is cause people to have no emotions and give people an intense urge to consume human brains orally.
Whether or not the psychiatrists themselves are zombies is open for debate. They may just be paid by the zombiefied government to spread the good zombie word.
The inevitable Zombie Apocalypse has begun.
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(Zombie Moosen - plural) A person who is addicted to looking at pictures with funny captions on the internet. They spread their infection by sending the pictures on to their friends via social networking.
"Ugh, Bob just sent me another picture of a cat with some caption on it. I wish that zombie moose would stop flooding my inbox."
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One who relies on Fox News to think for them in the absent of common sense.
The town knew Peter was a Fox Zombie when he ate his dog because Bill O'relly told him too.
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When you reach the point where you realize it's the same old thing over and over again, day in and day out, week after week, month after month, year after...
After three months at his new job, Tom realized he was becoming a job zombie.
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Zombie style is any sex position when a women is on her period and gets blood all over each other while having sex or foreplay.
That chick was doing it zombie style all night long, I woke up and had blood all over my body
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And every year, we give gifts to appease the ghost of Christmas zombie Jesus.
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