swamp turkey

another name for a hoodrat or dungeon monkey.......or a women that lays around the neighborhood waiting for sex and is ussually on crack.....

yo mama is a swamp turkey.....even I hit it

Turkey Basting

the act in which you have anal sex with a female whilst she is throwing up in the toilet

last night we got so drunk that i ended up turkey basting my girl friend

turkey neck

Basically your balls are mysteriously fixed to your penis in a web-like fashion
or
(Penoscrotal Web)

The patient had a history of an aggressive circumcision at birth. He has hair on the base of the penis that he shaved, upper scrotum attached to the base of penis and a penoscrotal web (turkey neck) of entire lower surface of penis to the glans (head) giving the appearance of a short penis and deformed scrotum.

Turkey nigger

An insult of the highest kind. Possibly originated in Queens during a very important press conference between two very influential future world leaders

ex. "fucking turkey niggers always causin a ruckus"

Turkey Holocaust

Thanksgiving.

Seth: "Annually, an average of 240 million factory farmed turkeys will be slaughtered this week in celebration of a successful harvest season"

Janine:"You mean the turkey holocaust."

Billy:"Oh, Thanksgiving"

turkey jerkey

when you jerk off a turkey

when a bunch of good ol boys get shit faced and run out of caws to tip they sneak into barns and run a turkey jerkey circle

turkey turd

Turkey Turds are the massive gravy poop you take the day after thanksgiving once everything is digested. The remnants of Turkey, Mashed Potatoes, Stuffing, Green Beans, and Beer. Also will include full pieces of corn. Usually consisting of 3 full waves over 15 minutes, the Turkey Turd can take an extreme toll on the body.

Matt "Dude where'd you go? You were gone for like 20 Minutes"

Sam "I just took a massive turkey turd."