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An individual whom has an inordinate volume of grease in their hair.
This can occur from either applying a comical amount of hair gel or not bathing for multiple days, leading to 2 sub species.
The first species can be found in r/wallstreetbets or financial centres acting as if their important, all while attempting to be like their idol Patrick Bateman from American Psycho.
The second species can be found around college campuses, town centres and most commonly anime discord servers. They are more common than the first species meaning their smell pollutes areas and are mostly men with very poor in person social skills especially with women.
Mich: "Hey look at the Grease Wizard type 2 over there"
Michelle: "Ew, looks like he shit himself, smells like it too"
The thin film of lubricant that coats the water surface of an all-guy hot tub party.
The boy's hot tub party was interrupted when Randy broke the man-grease coming up for air.
the sweaty build up between your ball sack and taint after a heavy day of physical labour.
"I have to have a shower to wash away this day grease."
When you're about to ejaculate, you stuff the tip of your penis onto the buttcheek of your partner's freshly shit, unwiped ass, making the semen spray in all directions over the buttcheek, looking like a poorly made cheesy grease bomb.
My partner shit last night so we decided to do a Cheesy Middle Eastern Grease Bomb before she wiped. It was amazing!
The result of a fat man having sex with a turtle
“What’s going on behind that trash can mike”
“oh it’s just some grease wads getting it on back there…”
Guy: Yeah I'll take Cum Buns 3, a black whip, and some go go grease
Clerk: Flavored or Regular
Guy:...Flavored
Purposely putting far too much lub on one's penis
He was greasing the trombone before pounding my pussy last night.