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The man that knows the truth. He discovered it in 1910 with his mate Josh Hutcherson. They were out exploring the lakes of Scotland when suddenly a young fish named Koi tried to tell them lies. But they knew his tricks so they weren't fooled! After beating his game they retrieved the truth and brought it back to the world.
Lucky for us, the whistle can be heard by all. Thank-you Marcus and Josh Hutcherson. You are heroes.
Josh Hutcherson: .....
Marcus: Ok buddy.
He only has 2 friends, one of which is in his head. And he blew up every church in the state of wyoming
Jeffrey: Marcus is so cute
Jason: I know i wanna make babies with him in
very short
Person 1: did you see that guy he was like 4'1
Person 2: ya he was a total marcus
A guy who likes to cheat on people and hold people's hands.
Just call him 'daddy' and Marcus will respond.
A certain individual who takes advantage of drunk girls by groping them. This specimen also chats out of his arse to compensate for his very small willy.
"feel my shins" (proceeds to rub hand up thigh) - this man is a marcus
a boy who is in love with a girl named Aisha
Marcus: hi Aisha, im in love with you
A minecraft gardening tool (a hoe).
A man who belongs in a cringe wattpad fanfiction.
A man with over exaggerated expectations.
A man who flirts with people and thinks they think he's hot when he calls them short.
Ass(ter) lover
Emma: Marcus go out with me
Marcus: No I like 50 other women that arent you.
Emma: okay minecraft gardening tool
Marcus: What does that mean?
Emma: Stfu burnt curly fries
Emma: Okay Maccas