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1. Where a person asks for more time to do something, but will ask for another five more minutes once those five minutes are done.
2. An excuse to beat that Minecraft Griefer up, no matter how long it will actually take in real world sense.
Note- The amount time you consider five minutes to be will vary greatly depending on the person you ask. A female who says her makeup will be done in five more minutes is using the same timescale as a male who says a game will be done in five more minutes.
"Time to do your homework, Jimmy!" Jimmy's mother chirped.
"Aww, five more minutes?" Jimmy pouted sadly, from his Mario smashing frenzy.
"Alright, but be sure to remember!" his mother said as she went out the door.
7 hours later...
"JIMMY!"
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A Two-Minute-Noodle is a male who inserts his penis into the preferred orifice and after two minutes he ejaculates and becomes flaccid or a "noodle".
No, the sex was not good, Luke pulled a Two-Minute-Noodle and blamed it on how tight I was.
Normally used online in Instant Messengers, when one person says something normally not of interest, the other party ignores, gets bored, then replies ten minutes later.
20:00 Person1: I had to go to my grandma's house today and all she did was talk about her feet.
20:10 Person2: That sucks. Sorry about the ten minute reply.
At the 30 minute mark in a yagami yato audio, they get into the slobbing and 🍆🍑💦.
“Oop, here go the 30 minute mark. Let me make sure my headphones are connected.”
a thing Billie Joe Armstrong from green day said once
Billie Joe Armstrong: Let me tell you something, I’ve been around since 19-fucking-88. And you’re gonna give me one fucking minute? You’ve gotta be fucking kidding me! You’re fucking kidding me. What the fuck! I’m not fucking Justin Bieber, you motherfuckers.
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Spending little to no time in making/fixing a picture/image
Check out my picture, 5 minutes in paint.
When you're driving with your romantic partner and have to stop at a railroad crossing for a train, then the man pulls his penis out and receives a full finished handjob in roughly two minutes, or for however long the train is crossing.
Dick: "Oh look Jane, a train's crossing!"
Jane: "Hey! Nice! You want a two-minute handjob?"
Dick: "Sure babe!"