When you fuck a girl reverse cowgirl in her ass, after she got drunk and ate too much Taco Bell, then she diarrhea’s all over your pubes and cock
Sarah puked on my feet right after she gave me a mud muff
When 3 or more girls are in row eating each other out.
Chew-chew The 3 bitches are on the muff train.
Dandruff of the Muff. Dead skin cells resulting from dry skin in or around the Muff area.
I tried on a black dress for a work event I had coming up and when I took it off, I noticed I left some Muff Dander.
A term of endearment but also an insult. Literally meaning the fluid from a vagina
Don't be silly, you fucking muff dribble
a thong or any skimpy female underwear
I kept the girl's muff rag as a souvenir of the night before
The catchphrase of the soon to be famous superhero "Space-choaps".
Holy Muff! That chinese guy is choking!...nice.
Justinsane does to your 16 year old daughter. Oh and uses it as a screen name. Muff eater is the act of eating muff (unshaved pussy) I would imagine underage girls would have muffs. Too bad they don't keep the bad people away. I tried to help her. I couldn't than.
I can now.
My last relationship was melancholy. My Justin enjoyed fixin jibblets of my mail mans high school daughter. He found her using muff eater as a screen name. He's so uncouth. I warned him it was in poor taste but 45 year old men will be 45 year old men. So I waited 6 months dug a hole 6 feet deep in this spot we used to go, pretty romantic if you ask me, that's where you can visit him.