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Obtained from sitting in the sun whilst wearing sun glasses. The sun glasses protect the eye socket area from the sun, whilst tanning the uncovered parts of the face. This results in an unbalanced tan, "Panda Eyes"
Gabor was sitting on the sun drenched beach wearing his sun glasses for many hours, when he returned home and removed his glasses he was concerned by the white rings around his eyes, he said "Oh my, I have Panda Eyes"
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In the midst of a ferocious blow job, the male member can spontaneously wang to one side and out of alignment with the oral oriface. This is problematic since, through simple physical mechanisms, the most common destination of the wanging willy is the concavity of the blow job giver's eye socket. The result is almost universally a black eye. Panda Eyes are achieved when the owner of the wanging willy deliberately wangs towards the other eye socket in a quest for bilateral symmetry!
Verb form - to pandarise
Margot saved on eye makeup after persuading the local butcher to give her Panda Eyes.
Alice: Go easy on my mouth!
Bob: Take it... take it
Alice: Ow... my eye!
Bob: Yeehaw.. ooo yeah
Alice: Oh nooo, my other eye!
Bob: That's right baby
Upon her return home from the local alcoholics anonymous group, Sybil was taken aside by Percival and pandarised.
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Dubstep musician from Switzerland. Panda eyes left Disciple Recordings, (a big dubstep label) in 2018, because of his auto-immune disease.
P1: whats your favorite song?
p2: Triforce by Panda Eyes, Barely Alive, and Virtual Riot
P1: Cool! i love that song!
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The ejaculate of a very large Asian man. Consumed as a beverage in certain cultures.
Chrissy drank so much panda juice last night!
There are so many panda juice pictures on pandajuice.tumblr.com!
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represents a person who is sulking over all his grief to the world, shares his misery with everyone he meets. He fails to take corrective action to solve his problems. In short it represents a person - who is plunged into an ocean called the "self pity" and waits for the world to solve his problems.
Illustrative Usage : Ram to Laxman
Ex no 1: Ram : hey how's shyam doing?
Laxman : Dude you know what, he's just being a panda man, he keeps brooding over his failed university exams. god save him.
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Used to describe a completely random event and/or situation; can be used to break the awkard silence after such an event for a humorous effect.
Dude 1: "Hey check out all these hot chicks. Which one's hotter?"
Dude 2: "I like eggs."
***Akward moment of silence***
Dude 3: "That's more random than pandas and viagra."
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An absolutely ridiculous female.
"Gosh, you are such a panda girl!"
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