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A party where you believe people will be sexually available and interested in you, but are mistaken and fail to find a partner.
I was psyched to go to that new club to hook up, but it turned out to be a total phantom meat locker.
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A term popularly used in the gaymer community, requesting that all femboys in the nearby area meet up to have rough anal sex for multiple hours, non stop.
Hey guys, hop on phantom forces?
Of course, let me get ready. I'll be there in a bit.
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A gentleman who enjoys stuffing his genitalia into the rectum of another man while keeping his identity a secret. This style of homosexual may also employ the tactic of rendering his victim unconcious prior to the sexual act.
I think my roommate may be a fart hole phantom because my asshole is sore and I have a lump on the back of my head.
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The moments of confusion before one realizes the word editor they are using does not have vi capabilities.
Vjjjjd:u:u:q!....Gah, I always get phantom vim syndrome when using stupid Notepad!
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the turd that always returns no matter how many times you flush...
The phantom turd would not flush no matter how hard I tried.
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a phantom who lurks in the night by mr. fagitoy's house and her hair and pale skin glows in the darkness so all you see is a very white face with black eyes and ruby red lips. she has no eyebrows and eats small children.
cathleen! save me! the phantom ginger is eating mee....!
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Also known as a Plato Puss. When you think you recognise a cat but when you run towards it frantically to pet it this "cat" turns out to be some lifeless object. This happens most to cat-happy people who want to see cats everywhere.
You walk down the street and see a cat basking in the sunlight only to find out that it's a black trashbag as you approach it. You have just seen a phantom cat.
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