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Blowing air

Not to be confused with blowing farts or passing gas.

Blowing air is when a man has cum so many times in such a short space of time that he's got nothing left in the locker to ejaculate but air. It hurts, but the end result can be spectacularly mind numbing in its intensity.

A male experiencing the contractions of orgasmic release without ejaculating is steeped in 5000 years of ancient Chinese folklore. According to eastern practitioners, male orgasm with ejaculation is one fleeting moment of intense and even excruciating pleasure. On the other hand, the ability to orgasm without ejaculation is said to be a continual rolling expansion of the orgasm, with emensley heightened ecstasy.

Unfortunately, to learn this art, a man would need to spend years at an eastern ashram, performing spiritual and physical exercises designed to develop the skill. The reason this art is so rare in western cultures is that most modern men see something patently wrong with some old, foul-smelling, skinny, toothless, bearded Swami freak wearing nothing but a turban and a loin cloth touching their perineum point for demonstration purposes.

Warning: any user of the term should be aware that this phrase may be perceived in some circles to be crude or vulgar. In these situations, saying 'passing air' would be more politically correct.

This gorgeous little cinnamon skinned fantasy girl straddled my thighs, then fucked the life out of me for hours on the two seater couch. She made me cum so hard and so often that by the time she was finished, I was blowing air.

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by L&G Conversations December 4, 2009

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Air bones

Air bones is like saying goodbye but in a cool way. Like people may give handshakes but cool people give knuckle touches, same thing goes for air bones like instead of saying goodbye you say air bones. I mean it's what the cool people do.

Hey man I got to go it's getting pretty late. Alright air bones.

by C. J. W. March 13, 2009

10๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Air out:

To go for a walk

Air out:

- Let's air out a lil' bit and I tell you the whole story.

- Ok, let's go!

by William Warney October 22, 2009

10๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


air burger

noun
1. An emission of intestinal gas from the anus, esp an audible one; a flatus expelled through the anus.

Karen was twerking and accidentally floated an air burger. It sounded like a Winnebago colliding with a water buffalo, and smelled like a cholera outbreak clinic.

by FurrowedBrow2 November 14, 2014

10๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Air America

Soon to be bankrupt, liberal propaganda radio network, featuring talentless hacks suck as Al Franken and Randi Rhodes.

"Only tin-foil hat wearing leftist conspiracy theorists take anything said on Air America seriously."

by bigdaddy_g April 5, 2006

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air drop

moving one's bowels when not sitting on the sit; usually done in public restrooms.

by Jake November 9, 2003

21๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


air skin

Practically identical to a low five, except the giver does not hit the reciever's hand, instead stopping as close as possible from their palm and thereby making air hit the hand.

A: Gimme some air skin!
B: YEAH!!

/swoosh/

by 3oclockand44minutesand20secondsafternoon August 23, 2007

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