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When a man diarrheas in a girls mouth then duck tapes it shut and tickles her till shit sprays out of her nose
I justed Alaskan fire dragon a milf
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When a girl uses a hot dog or any food shaped like a shlong as a dildo and then grills it and serves it on a bun to an unsuspecting person.
Peter: Gosh Linda this hot dog sure is good! Where did you get it from?
Linda: Its an Alaskan Hot dog, My vagina beotchhhh
Peter: what?
Linda: .....Oh just Publix
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A kinky sexual act that is hard to pull off but do not worry, there is a simple 5 step process that goes as follows:
-start making love to your significant other
-once you are both fully naked, the guy must spring back like an elegant eagle
-The guy must strike a confident pose
-Then once the guy is ready he must charge at his lover with all his might and penetrate the vagina
-repeat the first 4 steps until you are sexually satisfied
When my girlfriend was on her period her whole vagina was red, so I thought it would make sense to try The Alaskan Bull Worm on her, but unfortunately her period was actually a red pancake so... things got worse..........
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1) Empty your bowels.
2) DO NOT FLUSH THE SHIT! Put it in a baggie
3) Put the shit (bag and all) in the freezer until desirably frozen
4) Once frozen, use said shit as a sex toy, specifically a dildo
Why purchase a dildo when you can perform the Alaskan Chili Dog? Its easy, free, and you just can't beat the pleasure!
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A fire-breathing elephant from Alaska.
Look at that Alaskan fire elephant over there.
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When someone is asleep, you proceed to defecate, vomit, urinate, and blow your load on their hair. Then you mix it all together, in the same way you would shampoo your hair. After that you proceed to light it on fire, hence "baked" alaskan pie.
When Travis fell asleep last night Igor snuck into his room with a book of matches, a full bladder, lotion, and a gag stick, while prairy dogging his poop. He had all the tools needed to continue to make himself a Baked Alaskan Pie.
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Noun. A get together to smoke inside an igloo.
You and your friends want to get high? build an igloo so that the entrance is below where you will smoke to keep the smoke from blowing out. Alaskan clam bake garunteed to be your best experience.
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