Anal Cartographers

People who map the layout and notable features of rectums.

Oprah: I had one hell of a night last night. These anal cartographers kept me up all night.

Dr. Phil: Well at least they didn't write "Here be dragons" on your map...

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Anal Troll

A person or people dedicated to finding angry bottoms online. Their approach may be considered crass or improper, with the the objective to ‘bag a bum’

“Hey Tom, leave those angry bottoms on Grindr alone. You’re such an anal troll”

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Anal Hero

One who conquers the anus

that anal hero just emerged from the asscrack

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Hulu and Anal

A culture alternative to Netflix and chill

Anette: wanna come over for some netflix and chill
Tod: nah, too mainstream, how about hulu and anal?

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anal pyro

1. Someone who enjoys farting on a lighter and burning things doing that.
2. Someone who rams there ass into a bon fire, catches their ass on fire then burns down the yard.
3. Someone who thinks he is going to fart on a fire but then he accidently diarreahs all over it causing a huge methane chemical explosion and burning their asshole.

1. Guy 1: "Dude watch this!"
Guy 2:"ok"
*Guy 1 puts lighter by his ass and farts.*
Guy 2:"holy shit! You lit the gas can on fire! You're such an anal pyro!"

2. The anal pyro rammed his ass against the fire. But then his ass caught on fire! He ran in circles but then his corpse fell and lit the yard on fire.

3. Guy 1: "hey im gonna fart on this fire!"
Guy 2: "go ahead."
*Guy 1 pulls down his pants*

First nothing happened but then a gurgling sound was made.

Guy 1: " uh-oh!"
He tried to pull up his pants but then a brown liquid flew all over the fire and farting sounds filled the ear drums of guy 2!
The fire suddenly made a mushroom cloud and guy 1 was incenerated!
Guy 2: you are a stupid anal pyro!

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anal passage

the intricate hole in which you feel pleasures to shove large and sexy things to invigorate your senses

YES DADDY YOU CAN SHOVE IT IN MY ANAL PASSAGE

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Triple Anal

The insertion of three penises or dildos, or either combined, into the anus simultaneously.

Has been performed once successfully on mainstream pornography by Sandra Romain in the hardcore flick "Tournante" aka Tournament of Sex. The camera angle is somewhat off, however for the brief period of time, it is one very hot position. mmm 3 cocks in 1 ass!

That whore of a bitch sandra romain did triple anal successfully!

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