I will stab you

A non-threatening threat. Basically, it's how one will show their anger to another, quickly look around for a sharp object, fail in finding one, and say the threat anyways, not being able to back it up. Usually used in a friendly manner, where the speaker (probably) won't stab the other guy, anyway.

Jack: Hey man, you know what a pelican looks like!?
John: Well, you've got the saggy chins, the beady eyes, and you are annoying as Hell, so... I'm gonna have to say, like you.
Jack: I will stab you...

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I love you dream

After months and months, Gogy finally said it. dnf shippers exploded. Dream and the shippers have finally got him to say it

DnF shipper 1 : Did you hear Gogy said "I love you dream?"
DnF shipper 2 : No way! FINALLYYYY

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i hope you soap!

"i hope you soap" is a way of saying i hope you are happy today!

"See you tomorrow, i hope you soap!"

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I love you more

I love you more is a beautiful statement. But there is one downside to it, when people use the statement it doesn’t work.

“I love you” -Brandon

“I love you more” - Sam
^Sams statement doesn’t count because she is Sam

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i love you 2

It's either they don't actually love you or they're super lazy . Another reason could be that they don't know the difference between to and too lmaoo

Y/N: I love you
Them: I love you 2

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I will END you

1. A line used during video games, such as CoD or WoW, usually means that you're going to get your ass pwned badly.
2. A line said by one who is enraged, this means either you run or you won't see the light of day.

Example 1:

Kirai: Damn, Chow?! Why'd you have to go shooting everyone?!
Chow: Idk...*he shoots Kirai's character in the ass*
Kirai:......I WILL END YOU MOTHAFUCKAAAAAAAAA!
Chow: D; NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Example 2:
Bitchy chick: Liek omg, why do you liek have to be all jealous just cause I'm liek dating him?
Kirai: o.O The fuck are you talking about?
Bitchy chick: hahahaha, liek omg Kira! You're so funny!
Kirai:......I WILL END YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
Bitchy chick: haha, you're fu---
*bitchy chick is strangled to death by Kirai*

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I will roll you.

This short lived attempt by A.W. at proving to someone that she was hip allegedly had the same definition as "I will beat you up". Sadly, dispite her many efforts, "I will roll you" never caught on as a way of threatening violence.

It remains something stoners excitedly say when looking at a bag of marijuana and pile of rolling paper.

"I will roll you."

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