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A practitioner of both the Jewish and Buddhist faith.
Hey Frank, look at that Jew Bu.
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A bowl of marijuana that has been only partially packed. Typically, many jews are very stingy with their weed (along with other things), and would like to share as little as possible with others when it comes their turn to pack the bowl.
Yo I ain't smokin with Andrew no more; he keeps packin those jew bowls whenever it's his turn to throw down.
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A Kippah, or Yarmulke as traditionally worn by Orthodox male Jews, also sometimes by Reformist or Conservative Jews of either gender but only during worship.
He was wearing a Jew Hat, therefore, he is Jewish, right?
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Eleven of an item. Unlike a baker's dozen which is one more than a true dozen, a jew tries to save money/resources, and therefore cheats the buyer out of one doughnut, bagel, pretzel, or whatever is being sold (yet sells it at the price of 12 of the item). Therefore, a jew's dozen is only 11 of something.
Costumer: I would like a dozen kosher hot dogs.
Jewish baker: Here you go, that will be $80 dollars.
Costumer: Wait, there are only 11 hotdogs, and it costs $80 for 12!
Jewish baker: You asked for a dozen, so I gave you exactly that...A JEW'S DOZEN.
Costumer: You're a dirty, cheap bastard.
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Jew face - a combination of facial features such as hook nose and a scheming evil smirk, that tells you this guy is bad for the goyim. Typical of so called neocons or liberals.
Fred: Man, there's something disturbing about that Bill Kristol guy.
Dolph: Yeah, he's got a bad case of jew face.
Fred: He has to go back to Israel.
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According to Jon Stewart, a potential Presidential Candidate who is also Jewish. (aired June 2007)
1) Mike Bloomberg
2) "I really wish Jon Stewart would become a Candi-jew in the 2008 Presidential election!"
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A pizza usually with miniaum toppings. The Crust of the pizza is usually made by baked jews. used to insult pizza places and people.
That place sucked. it was like eating jew pizza
Dave took the last monster out of the frige. what a jew pizza
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