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A person who is deeply compassionate for others yet cannot stand incompetence or idiocy even though it occurs all around them. This results in a complete dick who feels terrible about things they do every day but cannot stop them.
girl:Hey so who was Hitler again, I missed the lesson on it.
Sympathetic Asshole:You are fucking retarded, why did your parents fornicate to produce something as retarded as you?
10 minutes later
Sympathetic Asshole:Damn I feel bad about cussing that girl out.
One who oversees all financial transactions relating to ones anus.
"Kevin has a thankless and foul occupation. He is the most popular asshole accountant in the tri-state area
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1. something really shitty
2. an awful smell
That dude in accounting smells like a "bag of assholes"!
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When a person is being an asshole, but is too dumb to realize it.
"Hey, who's that?"
"Oh that's Zach. He's a stupid asshole."
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the asshole of a group of people that you can't really hate because the things he does are funny. Even if he is a dick.
look at captain assholeover there chugging in that freshmens face.
come outside and look at captain asshole passed out in the bushes.
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Someone so vile and offensive they are not the right hand of Satan, but the cornhole itself! A truly evil being.
I can't go out drinking tonight. The devil's asshole is making me work late.
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