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When a man wants a woman to give him oral sex, he can refer to the act as Jaw Bacon
Male:You know what your mouth needs?
Female: What?
Male: Some Jaw Bacon
Using the large forward pelvic thrust withdrawn completely out of the bacon hole so that the bacon gets hammered. :) Yes I masterbate and know nothing about this. and thus you "hammer bacon"
When you rub a piece of bacon on a girls cooch, eat the bacon and then proceed to eat out the “bacon cooch”
I ate out that bacon cooch last night it was so greasy and delicious!
Donut + Bacon + Peanut Butter + Marshmallow = Diabetes
Dude: I had a bacon fluffernutter at the Minnesota State Fair.
Dudette: WOW, and you lived to tell the tale??!!
Bacon street is a well known party location on Waiheke island, although only a small house it is more than capable of holding itself against other big party places. It is also a gathering ground for all lads to meetup and drink some brews
Guy: Yo what we doing tonight?
Other guy: Bacon Street?
Guy: Bacon streets the go bruv
Bun + Bacon + Onion + Slat and Pepper + (Cheese) + Bun = Bacon Crunch
That crunch is delicioso!
A muffin top at extends beyond that of a normal muffin top often including stretch marks.
Guy 1:Man! Look at that guys belly hanging out looks like he got attacked by Freddy Kruger.
Guy 2: That's more than a muffin top that sir is a Bacon Umbrella.