A pedophile who tortures children. Usually bald and maybe some facial hair. Looks like a normal person normal but is not.
Mother: OH NO! IT'S A BALD MONSTER! GET THE KIDS AWAY!
Bald Monster: come here little kids :)
God of Bald, usually wears a black suit and goes under the name of Wilson Fisk. Capable of unexplainable power.
Bald Stanley is a man desperate for attention and hair better known by his stage name Paul Stanley this money hungry lying man who can only badmouth people and never has anything to say like his counter part and possibly secret boyfriend Chaim Wigs he prefers Eric minger and Tommy Gayer
Bald Stanley hides his baldness with a crap wig
While having vaginal intercourse, after the male ejaculates into the female, she then climbs to an elevated position and drips semen onto his bald head. Creating the illusion of a pigeon shitting on someone.
"Clara and I had a wild evening. First we had dinner, then after we made love she suprised me with a bald pigeon".
A rare form of balding which starts from the center of the skull and works outwards.
Damn that guy has Type 3 Woolsey Pattern Baldness. Rest in peace young nigga, there's a heaven for a G.
A line of dialogue mostly used by barbers when they mess up in the process of giving someone a fresh cut when this happens they say "we gotta go bald" which means that they will have to shave the persons hair and turn them into Aang from Avatar.
Examples: Damn I messed we gotta go bald, We gotta go bald my bad bruh.
slap your bald friend day is a day where you slap your bald friend on the head
june 15th
oh hey its slap your bald friend day today, SLAP!