stick and berries

Another term for a man's penis and his testicles

Friend: Hey how'd you get Tiffany to show you her tits?
Me: I just showed her the ole stick and berries

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Oops All Berries

Usually spoken when one makes a mistake or miscalculation which leads to an undesired result.

Brandon turned and said "Oops all berries," as the house behind him burned since he forgot to turn off the gas earlier.

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tinkle berries

The shreds of toilet paper that stick to a woman's pubic hairs after she wipes her vulva.

That toilet paper is so cheap! It gave me tons of tinkle berries.

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apple berry farquaad

when someone lies to you or your board in general you yell this and be told to shut up

don't be a apple berry farquaad

fozzle-berry pie

A fozzle-berry pie, is similar to a blumpkin pie, but instead you shit on the females face, and make her lick it. Some times you can add objects to this move, i.e - make her suck your dick at the same time, or, strap her arms behind her back, and tell her to lick it.

Jodie: That fozzle-berry pie i had last night was so fucking awesome !!

Kevin: I know, im a pro

Jodie: And the way you made me suck your cock, was so kinky!

Kevin: Shall we do it again tonight ?

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Gary: Why didn't you come with us last night to the pub ?

Terry: I was giving my wife a fozzle-berry pie !

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Dick berry juice

When a female or male squeezes your testicles soo hard that blood comes out of your urethra

"last night I made Tim spout out dick berry juice."