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This is one of, if not the, strongest "ur *relative* *LGBTQ+ trait* sentences around. Saying this will not only vaporize the person you were talking to, but have very bad effects on anybody around. People very nearby (5-10 feet) will die or (at 10 feet) fall into a coma. At 11-25 feet, people will contract pontentially fatal diseases and get radiation poisoning. At 26-35 feet, people will have lesser diseases, like diarrhea or hiccups and some radiation poisoning. At 36-50 feet, people will get a tiny amount of radiation poisoning and get a cold or the flu. At 50 to 150 feet, people will feel the shockwave of you saying "your grandfather bisexual", and feel as though you had just insulted them personally. DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME.
Joe: We could have avoided all the radiation fallout of the nukes in WW2 if we had just sent them a letter saying "your grandfather bisexual".
Wyatt: NO! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!
(Wyatt is dispersed throughout the known universe.)
(Everyone within 150 feet feels the effects of Joe saying "Your grandfather bisexual".
(Joe gets 5000 life sentences with no parole from the President of the United States.)
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Bar hopping, alternating between gay and straight bars.
Mike, James and I are going to go bisexual bar hopping in the West Village tonight.
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A semi-bisexual girl is a girl who is sexually attracted to only a limited number of girl or girls and does not consider herself a bisexual in the general sense.
Guy 1. I overheard Christine say that she'd fuck Christina Aguilera if she had a chance. I thought she was straight.
Guy.2 Man, she's only a semi-bisexual girl, she only feels that way for Aguilera.
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When a straight person and a gay person jump someone violently in retaliation
He called keon a faggot him and Steve gave that bitch ass dude a bisexual ass whipping see what
Noun - A bisexual person born by cesarean section who has never touched genitals other than his own.
I am bisexual, a virgin and was born by c-section. This makes me a platinum star bisexual.
When a person is able to use one hand to perform certain tasks but favors their other hand to perform others. Those who identify as bisexual with their hands are neither right or left handed though they do not qualify as ambidextrous as they aren’t comfortable using either hand to perform a task.
Person: “Woah! You’re a lefty?!”
Me: “Actually, I’m bisexual with my hands meaning I might write with my left hand but my comfort level using my left hand to perform other tasks varies”
Worse than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian and ur granny tranny combined. When used in a back-and-forth of "ur mom gay" and "no u" -type arguments, it is the ultimate combo-breaker of all combo-breakers. When first stated, it will leave your opponent so shocked and surprised that they will be unable to comprehend your sheer awesomeness as they are suddenly launched into space. Asteroids collide at the mere whisper of this career-ending insult.
Jim: Ur mom gay
Bob: Ur dad lesbian
Jim: Ur granny tranny
Bob: Ur uncle bisexual
Jim: *startled - dies - head explodes - body launched into space - freezes - crushed and sandwiched by two asteroids*