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Gay blanket

When two men, specifically strait, cum on a blanket and wrap up in it like a burrito.

Yo bro, you want to gay blanket?”

by Hay u March 20, 2021


fur blanket

A sexual position in which the penis is placed in the partner's pubic or head hair.

Man, I was giving her a fur blanket, and I could tell she was using a new conditioner.

by snowpenguin September 14, 2014


Pigs in a Twaron Blanket

Slang for heavily armed policemen

Look out! Pigs in a Twaron Blanket”

by SuperBaseAce1234 March 7, 2021


born on the wrong side of the blanket

born of parents not lawfully married to each other.

She was considered a social outcast because she was born on the wrong side of the blanket.

by Arminkshipper July 31, 2024


blanket condomnation

Practicing safe sex by wrapping yourself in a blanket so that fellow humans can't access your guy/girlie-junk.

The term "blanket condomnation" can also be a sarcastic term for the preposterous notion that you won't get preggo or contract an STD if you and the other person crawl under a blanket before you "do it", instead of just copulating "out in the open".

by QuacksO November 12, 2019


Raider Blanket

The act of covering a softball mom with several wet frog togs after she's been out in the sun too long. This usually happens after she has been felched.

Jen fell asleep in the sun so we gave her a raider blanket after we felched her.

by raidermom23 July 26, 2015


Meat Blanket

Foreskin- the skin covering the head of a cock

Hazza was rushed to the emergency department after getting his 'meat blanket' caught in the zipper of his acid wash Levi's.

by Ezy-G June 5, 2022