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A technique of wrapping yourself in a blanket to stay warm in the winter, making you look like a mummy or a larva in a cocoon
I'd have gone to work, but it's so cold that I'd rather remain in bed as a blanket mummy.
"Hey babe, wanna get with me for some cold blanket tonight?"
Classification of a mature man used by a younger woman for the purpose of amorous entertainment during the winter months. Also known as a VWB.
She couldn't survive the cold night's of February without her vintage winter blanket.
When a girl is so dry the condom stays inside her even though your dick doesnt, so you have to pull it out by hand.
Friend 1: Howd it go last night?
Friend 2: Man last night sucked, I had to pull the blanket out of the dryer
Confliction. Also, you’re not automatically funny by putting this into Urban Dictionary
Guy1: one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter
Guy2: You’re an idiot.
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A questionable lump under the blanket.
Girlfriend: "Whats that under the blanket?"
Boyfriend: "Um... just a blanket lump."
Girlfriend: "Ok then..."
A fucking blanket with a dog having sex
Hey i have a dog blanket she says. Him oh cool