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The sexual act of sitting on the toilet backwards placing a computer on the tank lid while shitting and masturbating to the person whom you are skyping with.
Homie, i just did a skype double blumpkin with this one hot broad last night!
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1. Receiving a blowjob, while taking a shit on a crystal toilet.
2. Taking a shit on a girl's face covered with plastic wrap , while receiving a blowjob at the same time.
2. A popular well drink: Tequila, Baileys, Half-&-Half and a chocolate egg served in a glass toilet mug.
Nadine gave good head, while I delivered a steamy, glass-bottomed--blumpkin on her cutesy but defiled, little face.
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A derivative of the royal blumpkin. One girl blows you while you take a shit on another girl. However, instead of the girl swallowing your shit, you dookie all over her face and leave smudges under her eyes like the black paint football players have under their eyes for blocking out the sun to catch passes.
Tell that bitch to go long, i got a super bowl blumpkin coming.
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the blumpkin vagina platypus is the classic sex extravaganza. while a girl is giving you a blumpkin you have your pet platypus look on or videotape. to spice up the moment have the platypus join in and stick his platypus penis in her ass. if done correctly the platypus will have a fatal orgasim. Also works with a mecgerkin.
The blumpkin vagina platypus party became fatal as 2 platypus' wound up dead.
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The art of receiving a blowjob in the 69 position with the man on top and subsequently defecating on the performer's face. Related to the blumpkin supreme except ensuring that the fecal matter is promptly and accurately placed on the lucky recipients face.
Chelsea had to have a warm shower after giving her friend a most satisfying blumpkin ultra supreme.
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Charles of the McDonalds grill. It's a bird, it's a plane, no, it's B-l-l-lumpkinnnn Mann.
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Taking a shit in an out-house while recieving fellatio from your willing sex partner.
Sue gave me a mean crescent moon blumpkin when we were camping this week-end.
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