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Tacoma Narrows Bridge

A fetish among STEM lecturers. Found in nearly every engineering related slideshow, this works as a perfect example for resonance, amplitude, wavelength, harmonic motion, unstable process, twisting motion, finite element analysis, CFD simulation, aerodynamics, calculus I, calculus II, calculus III, miscalculation, general relativity, or the meaning of life. A link leading to a video of the wobbling Tacoma Bridge can be added to any presentation to fill out empty space. Sophisticated students may even use it as an academic source in their Master's thesis.

-Did you find any good content for our group project?
-Yeah, there's this mad video of Tacoma Narrows Bridge!

by wobblyboy October 15, 2022


I’m Not Doing Bridges

Some kid asked his grandma to drive over the bridge that goes over the railroad tracks to get to the eastbound side of the train station, but his grandma hates that bridge so she said I’m Not Doing Bridges. Now used as a term to say whenever something happens that you don’t like or you are about do something that you don’t like.

*school bus makes a fart sound*

Some kid: I’m not doing bridges

by bigbootybitches655 June 9, 2022


Einstein-Rosen bridge

The wormhole that connects the area of spacetime within the rectum to the area of spacetime outside the body.

While not proven rigorously, the particles that traverse this portion of spacetime to eventually lodge in another’s nasal passages are believed to remain quantum entangled i.e. EPR with those that still remain in the rectum.

This may or may not have lead Maldacena to his famous ER=EPR conjecture.

Tim: I was like “Where did it go? I know I could feel it come out but it isn’t in the toilet. Oh wait, I found it.”
Fred: It was still in the Einstein-Rosen bridge, right?
Tim: Damn skippy it was.

by dgRonbo April 13, 2021


Bend over bridges

a combination of bending over backwards and building bridges.

"He's been so rude lately, I'm not going to waste any of my time and bend over bridges for him anymore."

by Reeps June 20, 2022


pewdipie vs bridge

"NANI someone has knocked down my tomodachi!" Says Pewdipie "Pewdipie." says shin yu "go on without me" shin yu says the man shoots him "NOOOO!!! BOKU NO TOMODACHI" Pewdipie says "What a kuso nejiuri" Pewdipie says "Im sorry tomodachi but what the fuck"

Its the battle of pewdipie vs bridge

by Vector X3 November 9, 2020


A bridge too far

Taking on more than you can likely achieve, particularly too many tasks.

While it can imply a long-shot, it connotes more an idea of striving to do more than can be achieved, rather than striving to do a thing that is unlikely to be successful.

The previous definition by "A solid cube of tungsten" had a good historical reference, but the particular example was not quite on point: "The story behind it is that during WWII in 1944, the Allies came up with a plan (Operation Market Garden) to use paratroopers to secure three bridges over three key rivers behind enemy lines in The Netherlands. British forces would then rush forward across all three bridges to relieve the paratroopers, and later push into Germany itself.

It was an extremely ambitious plan. A British commander is alleged to have said “I think we may be going a bridge too far”, and he was right. The American airborne divisions were able to capture the first two bridges, and were relieved. But the British and Polish paratroopers at the third and final bridge at Arnhem were basically wiped out before tanks of the Irish Guards could punch through to reach them. Market Garden was an operational failure."

Modified from the first example:
Person 1: “I’m going to try to finish the essay the morning it’s due, play a round of golf, and then ride my bike to school to drop it off.”
Person 2: “I think that’s a bridge too far buddy...

by DrJoel May 10, 2021


Dead Man’s Bridge

Noun- the area of skin between the posterior aspect of vagina and the anterior aspect of the anus. Analogous to the tante in a male.

Jav was lucky to have only lost the relationship and not his life attempting to cross dead man’s bridge without proper authorization.

by Javi R April 13, 2023